Everybody Asks the Same Question

"Where the hell is Riga?" 

"It's in Latvia."

"Where's Latvia?"

"It's in the Baltics."

"Is that in Greece?"

"That's the Balkans. I'going to the Baltics, to Latvia, to Riga."

"Why would you want to go there?"

"It was a thing I saw online."

"Are you kidding me?"

"No, but there's like 800 art nouveau buildings there."

"Well, have fun. I'll see you when you get back"